When pit bulls attack!

It was a beautiful sunny day in Sandy Eggo. Not a cloud in the sky...the pit bull looked calm and relaxed, there were no signs of the attack that was imminent.

She snuck over towards me, and suddenly there were teeth everywhere!

She used her size and quick reflexes to her advantage and soon had me right where she wanted me!

there was nothing I could do! I was helpless!!

She went for my spine..trying to cripple me so she could finish the job...

Then she went for my ear, my only guess is that was the pathway she had decided to take to get to my brain...

The right ear wasn't good enough, so she quickly switched up her approach and went for the left one!

It looked like the end was near...I closed my eyes tightly and hoped for it to be over quickly...

Suddenly, with a burst of strength, I stood and fought back for my life! I was too young to die!!!

I flipped her over and went for the jugular!

Using my weight to my advantage, I held her down with all my might...

Finally, with both paws, she was able to push me off and struggled to get to her feet.

Momentarily stunned, I decided to make my escape while I could and fortunately survived "a pit bull attack!!!"

BOL!!!

peee. s. No pit bulls or Great Danes were harmed in the making of this documentary.