One of our favorite & relentlessy huge doggie bloggers, Mango, is putting on a dog show...Mango Minster 2010. Its much better than that West Minster hoidy toidy dog show that gets put on each year. This one is actually judged by doggies who know doggies, not stuffy old bipeds who THINK they know doggies.
There are several Groups for us doggies to enter. These are according to the official rules of Mango Minster and are completely not made up at all.
Cat Dogs - Some doggies are, well, CATS. Right? So if you are a cat which is actually not a dog, never fear, you can enter here (hey, that's like a poem).
Hound Dogs - Do you bay at the moon? Become deaf when your snooter is engaged? Run fast on long legs? This is your category.
Herding Dogs - All you guys and gals who love to round things up enter here (yes, even Border Collie dogs which are not actual doggies, but alien beings from the planet Agility).
Sporty Dogs - If you do a sport or are basically a good sport about life, then you are a Sporty Dog.
Non-Sporty Dogs - Bad dog! Bad dog! Grouchy? Sore loser? You know who you are.
Hard Working Dogs - Have a job? This one is for you.
Cracker Dog Insane Terriers (CDIT) - Let's face it, first of all, we are Relentlessly Huge terrier fans here at the estate. Plus there just is nothing like a terrier.
Mom has decided to enter me in the sporty dog group. I think dis picture shows that not only am I an excellent breed standard for the sporty dog group because I am an expert participant of doggie bootcamp, but it also demonstrates my exceedingly good sportiness nature in attending these classes with Mom.
I know Im in most excellent shape and have the most handsomest hiney, but I go to keep Mom company and encourage her in her fitness quest.
What could be more good sporty than that, I ask?
Hopefully the judges find my sportiness to be best in show. I know they are all super duper smart doggies, and if any way I can sway them with bribies of pressies and/or foodable, I plan on doing so.
wish me luck!
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